Day 36: The Day We Funded Someone Else's Holiday

Monday 22nd August


Leaving Bishkek we journeyed northeast towards the border with Kazakhstan at Korday. The scene at the border was one of great hustle and bustle as hordes of foot passengers passed between the two countries. It was easy therefore to excuse missing a discretely placed stop sign the size of a jammy dodger at the side of the road. The moment we crept past said sign at little more than 10 mph, an angry policeman hurtled up behind us and frogmarched us back to his office. For that minor offence we were initially fined 2,000 Kyrgyz Com but was later reduced to 1,000 (about $20) when he found out we were penniless students. In 36 days and 18 countries up to this point we hadn’t been penalised once and here we were in Kyrgyzstan paying our third fine in two days. Let’s hope the state police’s annual all expenses paid skiing holiday is worth our jackpot spin on the wheel of misfortune.

Lagma

Briefly stopping for lunch at a trucker’s café, we again ordered the only dish we could decipher from the Russian gobbledygook menu, “lagma”. Back on the road the Kazakh landscape was rather nondescript. Straight roads, flat land and little sign of civilisation for large stretches were the most noticeable features of our surroundings. Dare I say it we were slightly bored. 

No matter, slack jaw outbursts of “Hazz Pozz?!” soon filled the car and the consensus to begin Harry Potter: The Order of the Phoenix was quickly reached.  



A good amount of kilometres were eaten up on the roads of Kazakhstan as we stopped only to quench Marigold’s thirst and to water the roadside crops. By the time darkness had descended we found ourselves fumbling around looking for a suitable camping spot. Our efforts proved to be in vain so we changed tactics and asked at a local trucker’s café. To our great surprise a cheerful lady escorted us through a neighbouring door into cute little three-bed room. At only $3 each, it was ideal. With beers in hand we hooked up the laptop, watched Pacific Rim and settled in for the night.

Our cute accommodation for the night
Posted by: Rich